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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 23:59

So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good
share office space ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes