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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 23:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

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Loons and Moons

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good

share office space ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

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Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

No way

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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